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This is a classic clip of Jon Stewart and Tucker Carlson going at it on CNN’s Crossfire. Stewart really gives it to Carlson.

I drink twelve cans of diet soda every day. I’ll buy a 12 pack of Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi and I’ll down it in a couple of hours. It’s really spiralling out of control. It has messed up my sleeping patterns and I get migraines if I don’t get my fix. I think I need to slowly scale back my consumption before I’m at a 24 pack a day.

Okay. So this video came out for this Cash song a while ago. This is my attempt at naming everyone in the video. Try to match me, I will take you out. Guaranteed.

Here’s my stab:

Iggy Pop Kanye West Terence Howard Patty Smith Chris Martin Kris Kristofferson Roseanne Carter Cash Flea Q-Tip Dude from Maroon 5 Chris Rock Justin Timberlake Kate Moss Sheryl Crow Dennis Hopper Woody Harrelson Amy Lee Tommy Lee Bono Anthony Kiedis Travis Barker Lisa Marie Priesley Kid Rock Jay-Z Keith Richards Dude from ZZ Top Johnny Depp Owen Wilson Rick Rubin

Beat me. Try It.

After murdering two people in a dorm room, Cho mailed a manifesto full of disturbing videos, pictures, and an 1,800 word rambling manifesto to NBC’s New York headquarters. If you thought this was a psychopath before, you need to see what he mailed NBC. The kid was seriously fucked in the head. The scary part is that I knew a lot of kids in elementary school, middle school, high school, and college that displayed many of Cho’s traits. We all knew a kid like this at sometime in our lives. Hell, some of us even picked on them everyday. I picked on kids, and now that I’m older I see what damage it does. All it takes is for an already fucked up kid to have to be brutalized every day at school. What happened at VA Tech is absolutely unimaginable.

The NBC Manifesto

This professor from Virginia Tech died protecting his students from the maniac gunman that slaughtered innocent kids. I hope that piece of human excrement burns in hell for eternity. Librescu was a holocaust survivor and a real hero. There’s not enough of these people on this planet.

RIP

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Lets take a walk down memory lane. In the 90s, when I was a kid, there was this awesome show on called Night Stand with Dick Dietrick. It was on late at night on KICU Action 36 in the bay area. Tim Stack played Dick Dietrick, a dim-witted talk show host. The show was all an act and had ridiculous topics. It was a parody of Jerry Springer which was popular back then. I don’t know how many of you folks watched this classic show, but here it is whether you like it or not.